Oh I hope that I do not lose

One while I’m debating

And my carpool is waiting

Oh tell me which pair of shoes.

I’ve faced this dilemma before.

It lasted til I got to the door.

The choices are great

And its making me late.

With so many you’d think I’d be poor.

Tell me which ones I should wear

Cause I can’t do much more than stare

At the pile by my feet

And sigh in defeat.

Oh pick one cause I really don’t care.

The red ones? The green ones? Or blue?

Tell me, cause its up to you.

Oh screw all this crap

Give me the one with the strap.

That’s the last time I pick out my shoes.